How to Get Fired A step-by-step guide to losing the job you don't want in the best way possible.
Jlaigle1 min
How to Get Fired A step-by-step guide to losing the job you don't want in the best possible way.
Step 1: "Lose" your alarm clock
Step 2: When your boss calls to wake you up, answer in a foreign language
Step 3: Show up at noon wearing your favorite pair of sweatpants and band shirt
Step 4: Play your favorite movie in your head while your boss screams at you for being late and inappropriately dressed
-if you still have a job...
Step 5: Have a pizza delivered to your desk or work area and use the company card or petty cash to pay
-if you still have a job...
Step 6: Practice your fake accents and funny voices on clients or customers
-if you still have a job...
Step 7: Start a limbo tournament in your office or work area
-if you still have a job...
Step 8: Remind a rude client or customer that no one likes an a** and ask them to come back when they can treat you with respect
-if you still have a job...
Step 9: Use the blender in the break room or bring your own to make margaritas for an "office happy hour"
-if you still have a job...
Step 10: Leave two hours early after letting your boss know that you're calling in sick tomorrow
-if you still have a job....
Please contact me and let me know where you work and if they're hiring because you have the best job ever!

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